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Dear Hokkien-speaking friends,

     Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients. He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?" Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it’s the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for me
automatically when I open the door!"

     The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man’s son, and the son’s wife answers.

     The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I’m a little concerned about your father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on…" At which point, Mrs. Lim yells,  "Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the fridge again!"

1.     America has cowboy and cowgirl,
       England has madcow,
       Hong Kong has Macau,
       Russia has Moscow,
       S’pore has 2 famous cows-
       ‘Cow-peh and cow-bo’ 


2.     When ur life is in darkness……
       Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness….. and
       If u r still in darkness…Pls rem.2 pay ur TNB bill.


3.    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
      You can be sure of one thing;
      Either the car is new or the wife.


4.    An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :
      Where’s my free gift with this cooking oil? 
      Shopkeeper  :  What free gift??
      China man  :    Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"


5.    If u need ADVICE, SMS  ME,
      If u need DARLING,  CALL ME,
      If u need HELP,  E-MAIL ME,
      IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail,
      tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.

Subject: A Funny Story To Cheer You Up

      One day, siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight. Maggi mee beat siew
pau up until it had bruises on its pau body. Siew Pau lost the fight and went back to tell all the pau family;-  kaya pau, tau sa  pau, curry pau, and etc. So together.. All the paus went to find maggi mee for revenge. On the way… They met Spaggetti.. So all of the pau ran to Spagetti and BEAT the hell up on Spagetti that Spagetti cant say a word, Spagetti then screamed… "what did I do? I don’t even know you all".. Then the siew pau said.. "HEH! MAGGI MEE! Don’t think I cant recognise you after you do
REBONDING…